i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first
black boy allegedly whistles at white woman: threat
black boy with skittles and an arizona: threat
black woman seeking help after surviving car accident: threat
black boys listening to music at the gas station: threat
black woman defending herself from her abuser: threat
black person walking down the street: threat
black person breathing: threat
being a girl is so expensive like
XL Shrek Dildos? expensive.
“damn bitch why u using teeth”
Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?
No it’s red because of his shirt
No, it’s yellow because he loves honey
You have no idea what you’re talking about
DID I FUCKING STUTTER?
Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom
a girl told me that i dont have a boyfriend because im “a slut” and “guys dont like sluts” which is funny because i thought i didnt have one because im gay
Jesus loves a good kit kat every now and again
thers not even any kit kats in that vending machine
if he can turn water into wine im sure snickers into kit kats is just as easy
hey guys, the krusty krab 2 opens today!
I imagine this is what pussy does to gays as well
I omegled with the Cookie Monster tonight guys…. What did YOU do?
*swipes debit card*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good
why are mangoes called mangoes where is the man going